The act of simultaneously trying to fart, vomit and sneeze at the same time that causes a complete body spasm and a violent bursting of the ass, nose and mouth.
911 call: "Hello, please help me! My boyfriend is drunk and he tried to Floyd… before I knew it, he exploded in a frenzy of shit, vomit and snot. He is conscious and breathing, but he is laying on the ground shaking with a large whole in his pants where his ass used to be!"
by Funk and Wagnel March 04, 2005
The act of filching food & filling your pockets or handbag at a party, especially one with a buffet style layout.
Mr. P: Did you see Dave's pockets were all full of Meatballs & Chicken wings?
Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.
That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.
Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.
That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.
by Tipp Tappen April 04, 2011
by Floyd Destroyer February 21, 2009
Floyd a Floyd is a very rare thing indeed like a legend or a myth
Maybe you will see one very late at night, at a show ,or local festival
Floyds are generaly freindly and would give the shirt of their back to help out just about anyone
Maybe you will see one very late at night, at a show ,or local festival
Floyds are generaly freindly and would give the shirt of their back to help out just about anyone
person one "wheres Floyd? i havent seen him in a while"
person two "ya last time i saw Floyd he was at that show"
person three "ya i met Floyd once hes one crazy dude"
person four "Floyd made me this cool art peice"
person two "ya last time i saw Floyd he was at that show"
person three "ya i met Floyd once hes one crazy dude"
person four "Floyd made me this cool art peice"
by Thasun April 16, 2009
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
When a person hits a blunt super hard to the point in which they start gagging, gasping for air, and saying “i can’t breath”
“Did you see Justin last night? He hit the blunt super hard and started floyding. He can’t hold his weed.”
by SaggyNagy December 19, 2020
by cartiiwannagotopluto July 19, 2020