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Quaran Quaran 

Muslim rock and roll band similar to a christian rock group. However instead of singing about god and jesus, they sing about Mohammed and Allah. A play on words of the band "Duran Duran"
Jerry: "Yea I was getting out of the Mosque yesterday and I decided to pump some Quaran Quaran"
Steve: "Oh yea? What's your favorite song?"
Jerry: "Hungry like Allah. that song rocks"
Quaran Quaran by jsd1027 October 29, 2010
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Quaran-ting 

When you talk/snap someone during be quarantined.
Do you want to be my quaran-ting?
Quaran-ting by perrier1234 March 21, 2020
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Quaran-time 

The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.
"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."
Quaran-time by KayYo21 March 20, 2020
a young man specifically into asians and enjoys his red (not cherry) kool aid.
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quaran by csnvshcjkckjs January 3, 2011

Quaran-tine 

A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.
Quaran-tine by Glowrae March 22, 2020

Quaran-Quag 

The feeling of boredom and sadness when stuck in quarantine from Corona. Slang for Quarantine Quagmire.
My friend: UGh I’m so bored.
Me: Yeah, I’m really feeling that Quaran-Quag.
Quaran-Quag by Qwacky March 19, 2020

The Quaran 

A book (not the indian one) consisting of pictures, stories, and other written drawn objects telling a tale of other worlds, hidden by the goverments of Earth.
The U.S. government keeps a close eye on any strange, ethereal activities, for the fear that the secrets of the Quaran may have been revealed.