quantas 

A false cognate which, when spoken in Latin America or Spain means "how many," but in the United States refers to something equivalent in revulsion to a large, steaming pile of rotting dog feces.

"Oh, damn. I just stepped into a big steaming pile of quantas."

After sucking a fart from the bum's asshole, Ben exclaimed, "Ewwww, quantas!"

quantas by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

Quantus theory 

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

Quantus theory by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006

quartasian 

1/4 Asian, 3/4 Caucasian, 100% hot chick.

Few people know that Phoebe Cates is quartasian.

quartasian by Fast Times January 25, 2008

Quatasia 

Brave , curious, can be shy, sexy, classy, fancy, ambitious, driven, kind, giving, loyal, respected, confident , wild yet adventurous, witty, mysterious, intelligent , energetic -a whole force to reckoned with, a little hood but sophisticated, thoughtful, can be a tomboy, she be knowing, spiritual, nurturing, miss> understood!

Quatasia - a warrior princess!

Quatasia by Quatasia November 24, 2020

Quantavious Dinglebottem 

The fine high class version of the inferior Quandale Dingle. Standing at a whopping 5 foot 4 with a 69 inch vertical he is also the greatest basketball player of all time.

The divine king Quantavious Dinglebottem

Quantavious Dinglebottem by Quantavious Dinglebottems dad April 22, 2022

quantay 

Humblest nigga out here , is funny as shit and he is getting to the money . He sometimes can be crazy and might have a bipolar disorder but is fun to be around

Quantay knows how to fuck

quantay by Quantay April 20, 2017

quanta

Quanta: (plural for quantum) are packets of this sub-atomic energy. Quanta are waves and particles, mass and non-mass, matter and non-matter. It is measurable and immeasurable, real and not real, visible and not visible... all at the same time – inherently dualistic. It is completely "opposite", physical and non-physical, in the same place, space and time, contrary to the current classical laws of physics. The quantum world creates the physical world.

The mind communicates directly with quanta
Quanta are entangled; everything is quanta; everything is entangled
"dude those quanta got me some tastey cookies"

quanta by JessaBoo February 18, 2007