Quandoe

No one quite understands what it means but it is often used to describe something crazy or weird.

Guy 1: Hey look at that shirtless guy running around in the hurricane

Guy 2: Yeah that guy is pretty quandoe for doing that

Quandoe by Johnny Cheeseballs June 29, 2026

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"

My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.

quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011

quandorf 

A fart eminating from one's penis.

That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.

quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".

Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

quando omni flunkus moritati by DuctTapeForever October 17, 2021

Quandle Dingle

a fairy account

Mark - why are you watching another crusty toes fairy account
you - SHUT UP DONT DISRECPECT QUANDLE DINGLE

Quandle Dingle by 69simpyaeh May 16, 2022

Quangoed 

A word used mainly to describe the state someone is in. Also another name of a sexual encounter.

Oh man last night I was so quangoed I paraded myself down the street in my birthday suit!

Last night I scored with a hot chick and quangoed the shit outta her!

Quangoed by Tombo1986 March 9, 2009