Quack! 

Something you yell when a situation is overly cheesy or just plain stupid.

*cheesy,icky-romantic scene in Titanic* Quuuuuaaacckk!! This is the cheesiest bullshit I've ever seen!!!

* A dumb joke being popped in a stupid movie* Quack! That is so gay and not even funny.

Quack! by Quack quack! April 20, 2010

quack 

A doctor of questionable ablitiy and reputation.

Even tho Erin's dad claims to be a doctor, I say he's a quack! He didn't even graduate high school!

quack by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004

quack 

What ducks should be saying, instead of "Got any grapes?"

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) til the very next day...

quack

quack by theducksong1234 August 25, 2011

quack 

The sound a duck makes

"Quack"

quack by Lindsay February 25, 2003

quack 

A scam-artist. A person who makes up bullshit medical products or advice or prescriptions that don't work. A snake oil salesman.

Most alternative medicine "specialists" and psychics are quacks.

quack by Anonymous February 17, 2003

quack 

1. a fraudulent physician

2. any physician

This quack has no skills in medicine at all.

quack by Light Joker December 31, 2005

quack 

A word used instead of the word wack. Typically used inside restrictive schools, where many such words are banned.

Alternatively, it's used as an exclamation or substitute for an expletive, such as fuck, in any and all situations.

That assignment Mrs. Ratman gave us is so fricking quack. It's too hard!

That quacking hurt, Jerry! Why the QUACK would you quacking throw that thing at me?

quack by yeetthegeese April 10, 2019