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Used by your mates when in the pub drinking (usually too much)and you want to go. Your mate will say he's ordered a QLO (Quick Last One), which you have to drink. It is then considered bad etiquette not to return the favour when your mate tries to leave.
You can't go yet, i've just ordered a QLO
QLO by TheMammoth July 7, 2006
Related Words
QLO qloopi qlop qloxhost qlof Qlofa qlog qlogception Qlogger qloggerhood

The 'Qlo 

Alternative way of referring to Japanese Clothing Retailer, Unique Clothing Corporation, otherwise known as 'UniQlo'.
Person 1: Cool jacket! Where is it from?
Person 2: Got it from the 'Qlo.
(verb) -- To quietly laugh out loud. It is most often used in places where one would need to be quiet or discreet about using online chat programs.
AndrewF: "I had your mom last night."
AndrewE: "LOL!"
AndrewF: "Dude, we're in class. You can't 'LOL'."
AndrewE: "I just did."
AndrewF: "At least do it quietly."
AndrewE: "How so?"
AndrewF: "Maybe qLOL?"
qlol by FleeDiddy September 14, 2006
1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby
1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full
Qloom by Jeans July 19, 2007
When juice comes out of your asshole
YOOO HE’S LEAKING QLOOPI
qloopi by shingwynol March 31, 2021

qlok qlok 9000 

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.
John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!
qlok qlok 9000 by Johnpapi July 17, 2021