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Used by your mates when in the pub drinking (usually too much)and you want to go. Your mate will say he's ordered a QLO (Quick Last One), which you have to drink. It is then considered bad etiquette not to return the favour when your mate tries to leave.
You can't go yet, i've just ordered a QLO
QLO by TheMammoth July 7, 2006
Related Words
QLO • qloopi • qlop • qloxhost • qlof • Qlofa • qlog • qlogception • Qlogger • qloggerhood

The 'Qlo 

Alternative way of referring to Japanese Clothing Retailer, Unique Clothing Corporation, otherwise known as 'UniQlo'.
Person 1: Cool jacket! Where is it from?
Person 2: Got it from the 'Qlo.
The 'Qlo by AintEasyLookinFreezy April 21, 2021
(verb) -- To quietly laugh out loud. It is most often used in places where one would need to be quiet or discreet about using online chat programs.
AndrewF: "I had your mom last night."
AndrewE: "LOL!"
AndrewF: "Dude, we're in class. You can't 'LOL'."
AndrewE: "I just did."
AndrewF: "At least do it quietly."
AndrewE: "How so?"
AndrewF: "Maybe qLOL?"
qlol by FleeDiddy September 14, 2006
1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby
1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full
Qloom by Jeans July 19, 2007
When juice comes out of your asshole
YOOO HE’S LEAKING QLOOPI
qloopi by shingwynol March 31, 2021

qlok qlok 9000 

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.
John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!
qlok qlok 9000 by Johnpapi July 17, 2021
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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