A sneaky digital manoeuvre where a company quietly signs you up for a “free trial” that somehow shapeshifts into a paid monthly subscription faster than you can say “Wait, what?”
It usually happens when you’re distracted, maybe you’re paying for your meal, or downloading an app, and boom, you’ve been qlopped.
The qlop is a modern art form of deception: polished interfaces, friendly reminders, and unreadable fine print. Victims of qlop syndrome often report mild confusion, sudden wallet shrinkage, and an uncontrollable urge to check their bank statements.
It usually happens when you’re distracted, maybe you’re paying for your meal, or downloading an app, and boom, you’ve been qlopped.
The qlop is a modern art form of deception: polished interfaces, friendly reminders, and unreadable fine print. Victims of qlop syndrome often report mild confusion, sudden wallet shrinkage, and an uncontrollable urge to check their bank statements.
“Bro, I just got charged again … I didn’t even click anything!”
“Yeah, you’ve been qlopped.”
“Be careful with that app, they’ll qlop you before you even finish reading the fine print.”
"He downloaded that sloppy new restaurant payment app and got qlopped before his coffee even arrived."
“I just paid for my food, and somewhere in the shadows, a $15 subscription appeared. Someone’s been qlopping.”
“Yeah, you’ve been qlopped.”
“Be careful with that app, they’ll qlop you before you even finish reading the fine print.”
"He downloaded that sloppy new restaurant payment app and got qlopped before his coffee even arrived."
“I just paid for my food, and somewhere in the shadows, a $15 subscription appeared. Someone’s been qlopping.”
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