pythia 

People named pythia are the most beautiful and kind people you will ever meet.
They are sometimes really weird but they are funny and have a great music taste

I need a pythia in my life.

pythia by Bababouille November 10, 2020

Pythia 

Pythia will be the most wholesome and kind person you will ever meet.
She might be weird sometimes but, she is has a great sense of humor and great music taste.

I want a pythia in my life

Pythia by Bababouille November 10, 2020

Pythia 

Pythia is caring VERY caring, funny, great to talk too, gosh he is so perfect i cant even put it in words really but i don't know what id be doing everyday if i couldn't talk to too him or something i probably would be bored out of my fucking mind but anyway, jay is very hard working i can tell he is srs abt school and thats one of many things i love about him and i'm not joking when i say i love him i.really do genuinely. gosh jays so great and prefect i can not stress this shit enough like he is SO PREFECT LITERALLY (ps: he is probably the horniest person i've ever met.. which i love ofc)

Pythia is so handsome

Pythia by Yomanaisabit h December 28, 2023

Belligerent Pythagoreans 

Belligerent Pythagoreans — a term that makes you rejoice that disaffected DOMESTIC TERRORIST do poorly in school and generally speaking work alone.

The most effective way of using automatic and semiautomatic machine gunfire is by creating interlocking fields of fire to maximize body count. This can be easily done with two people but — THE MORE THE MAYHEM-ier. The effect of interlocking triangular fire is to literally drive individuals into another field of fire when fleeing.

Automatic weapons tend to “ride up” and the firing application has to be slightly different from a long weapon. At least that’s what YouTube videos say.

What do I know?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

“Now your worst nightmare is a team of Belligerent Pythagoreans with automatic weapons attacking your playground or your auditorium.”

Confused teacher:

Could you please translate “ Belligerent Pythagoreans” into “civilian”?

Instructor teaching faculty and staff during an active shooter preparedness class/drill:

Yes. What I mean by that is two DOMESTIC TERRORIST, who did well in school, who work together to create interlocking fields of fire, based on the theory of plane geometry.

Confused teacher:

So you’re saying that we’re — relatively speaking — safe, right?

Belligerent Pythagoreans by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 1, 2023

Pythagorean Theorem 

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!

Pythagorean Theorem by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016

pythagorize 

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorize across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorize up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75.

pythagorize by Pythagoras of Samos January 20, 2009

pythagorate 

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance and usually time

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorate across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorate up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75, you cheapskate.

pythagorate by atds April 25, 2009