A very ub0r treat that is related to being
1337. Very good with chips and a good movie, will make you pwn at every game you play...sadly almost no-one has made the perfect pwnsauce to date. Here is how to make my recipe for Pwnsauce in a few simple steps.
1) Assemble
13 jalapeneos,
37 pinches of spicing, and 1 cup of pwn (gathered from your local ownage vendor, such as
Chuck Norris' hair ETC.)
2) Put into a large vat and churn for
13 minutes and 37 seconds. Then feed it to someone you
don't like; this is vital to see if it was made correctly - wrongly made pwnsauce is almsot incindiary once consumed, such as eating a molotov cocktail.
3) You made
add any other material to the pwnsauce, as long as you keep the same amount of jalapeneous and spices in the vat.
4) Get some chips and watch a movie/play a video game online and consume. Dramatically improved skills are very common.
[1337 Player: "z0mg pwnt u w1th 1 bui1d3r!!11two"
Other Person: How did you get so
awesome?!
1337 Player: Pwnsauce /\/\y fr1end.
Other Person: w0w!!"