Putong
Putong by BaconFlakesForBreakfast February 28, 2021
Words you can keep
putong ina mo
putong ina mo by FLipMami13 November 5, 2003
Related Words
Putong • putong ina mo • putonga • Putonghua • Put on glass/blast • putanginamo • putangina • putang • Puting • pumongi
Putang ina mo
Putang ina mo by TPOSINGJOLLIBEE January 2, 2021
putang ina mo
putang ina mo by Mr i know it all shit April 23, 2018
Patongtong
Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong
Man that guy is such a patongtong face
Man that guy is such a patongtong face
Patongtong by The Old MSC Clan LOL August 22, 2007
Putang Gilimore
A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".
Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.
Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...
However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...
Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.
Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...
However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...
guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"
*camera click*
*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"
*camera click*
*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."
Putang Gilimore by MuMan February 9, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026