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My putcey itches.
Putcey by Carol E. March 24, 2003
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Putney Mandem

Your gangster and you must live in Putney in london.
If u is in the Putney Mandem You is Reppin down Putney high street going WHSmith and Waitrose for bare jokes. Generally looking gangster.
Putney Mandem by putneybadmen October 17, 2009

adrian pucey 

have u seen adrian puceys wife on tiktok??? @mrspucey

yeah they’re hot
adrian pucey by mrspuceylover December 14, 2020

putney high 

a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.
*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl
putney high by FatSlutNeedDick October 27, 2019

puttey moment 

puttey moment is when someone is being too toxic for the situation
person one get out of the red space you fucking moron you suck at the game
person two this is a puttey moment
puttey moment by tommey5 March 1, 2021

Putney high school 

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney
Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

Putneyed 

Putneyed is a term used to describe someone who is highly intoxicated to the point that they can barely walk. Named after the whiskey “old pulteney”
Aedo: stumbles into the room (under the influence of alcohol)

Herman: “aedo is so putneyed”

Aedo: “I da even ken eh”
Putneyed by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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