a school full of shitty teachers and slaggy girls which creates the name slutney. the year 7s look 6 and skirts are down to their ankles. to fit in at putney you must do at least 3 of the following:
- skirt rolled up 2 times
- nike air forces

- fancy either mr stenberg the fit swedish history teacher dating a pe teacher or mr cameron a sexy australian biology teacher who’s accent gives the girls fanny flutters
- have an east pack or fjallraven kanken bags
-have highlights of some sort in your hair

with these you are bound to fit in
putney high has a few peng teachers two i already mentioned but a new edition mr pattie is kinda short but proper fitttttt.

*biology lesson*
y10 girl: omg his voice is so peng
yr10 girl #2 : he has kids
y10 girl: i don’t care

ex2

random perv: oi wagwam look at that leng ting

random perv #2: oi she’s a slag defo a putney high girl

putney high by FatSlutNeedDick October 27, 2019

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puttey moment

puttey moment is when someone is being too toxic for the situation

person one get out of the red space you fucking moron you suck at the game
person two this is a puttey moment

puttey moment by tommey5 March 1, 2021

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Putney high school

Putney high school is a school located in putney, and is home to some of the most banterous girls in the country. Some peng, some not so much. Alot of them are sluts hense the name Slutney

Putney high school girls are Banta Machines

Putney high school by shajajdjxjxkdkwjsjjjsjxxjwkakd October 5, 2017

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Putneyed

Putneyed is a term used to describe someone who is highly intoxicated to the point that they can barely walk. Named after the whiskey “old pulteney”

Aedo: stumbles into the room (under the influence of alcohol)

Herman: “aedo is so putneyed”

Aedo: “I da even ken eh”

Putneyed by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019

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