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pustastic 

Combination of the words pussy and fantastic. It actually means the opposite of fantastic. Used to express something that is bad.
That bathroom smells pustastic.
pustastic by Rebee June 17, 2008
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pustache 

A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.
When Gary came out of the poonranatangwhores bedroom he sported a fresh pustache.
pustache by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008

Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule 

If you bring it up, you have to say it.

When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.

(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)

One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.

This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”

Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”

Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”

pustaumi 

When the vagina area and stomach area become one. starting generally from the camel toe up to the belly button. Most noticeable in super-high waist jeans and too- tight sweatpants.
When I wear Old Navy Jeans it makes me look like I have a pustaumi.
pustaumi by Ms. Jena Waters January 25, 2009

pastavore 

Someone who eats pasta all the time. if someone is a pastavore they can not be starchist.
Man 1: "Are you a herbivore or a omnivore?"
Man 2: "Neither, I'm a Pastavore"

pustacheo 

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.
man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"
pustacheo by cavemann December 13, 2008