A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

Pastafareinism by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

pastwhore

– noun
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.

Carl- "Wow, that new girl down in HR is cute."

Dave- "Yeah but dude, she's a total pastwhore. Ask my buddy Ted."

pastwhore by wordwoman October 12, 2008

Partyvore

Noun: A person who chooses to break their personal none-meat eating preference on special, mostly marry occasions.

*At a restaurant, celebrating one's birthday*
A: Dude, isn't John vegan? That's a whole lot of lamb chops he got there
B: True. Guess he's a Partyvore

Partyvore by Dingostar December 23, 2022

German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

German Pastafork by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

pastores

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

pastores by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003

Pastorejazo

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.

Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk

Pastorejazo by Carolina D. January 4, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026