pastavore 

Someone who eats pasta all the time. if someone is a pastavore they can not be starchist.

Man 1: "Are you a herbivore or a omnivore?"
Man 2: "Neither, I'm a Pastavore"

pastavore by Viva.La.Spaghetti.Day January 9, 2010

Pastafareinism 

A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism

Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.

Pastafareinism by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

pastwhore 

– noun
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.

Carl- "Wow, that new girl down in HR is cute."

Dave- "Yeah but dude, she's a total pastwhore. Ask my buddy Ted."

pastwhore by wordwoman October 12, 2008

Partyvore 

Noun: A person who chooses to break their personal none-meat eating preference on special, mostly marry occasions.

*At a restaurant, celebrating one's birthday*
A: Dude, isn't John vegan? That's a whole lot of lamb chops he got there
B: True. Guess he's a Partyvore

Partyvore by Dingostar December 23, 2022

German Pastafork 

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members

I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night

German Pastafork by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019

pastores 

Dead end job that anyone can get hired at.

moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA

pastores by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003

Pastorejazo 

Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.

Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.

when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk

Pastorejazo by Carolina D. January 4, 2011