pastavore
pastavore by Viva.La.Spaghetti.Day January 9, 2010
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Pastafareinism
A modern religion in which the members of the church(called pastafareinites) worship the flying spaghetti monster. Every alternate sunday they have their version of a christian Eucharist, in which they consume massive amounts of spaghetti, and blessed sauce. They do not like to be confused with linguinists who's belief in the great linguine god contradicts modern pastafareinism. Pronounced: Pasta-fairy-in-ism
Jimmy:Hey John my family is having a Christmas Party and wanted to know if you would like to come?"
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.
John:Screw that man! I'm a pastafareinites and I don't believe in Santa.
Jimmy: Um christmas is about jesus...
John:Well the First Church of Pastafareinism doesn't support Jesus, because his body is made of bread and bread soaks up all the wonderful sauce that the flying spaghetti monster makes for us.
Jimmy:You're a freak.
Pastafareinism by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009
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pastwhore
– noun
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.
a woman who has, in the past, engaged promiscuous sexual intercourse, not necessarily for money. This woman is now aiming for respectability and has selective amnesia regarding her previous exploits and their frequency.
German Pastafork
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pastores
moo: hey bob, did you get that ecu yet?
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
bob: nah I'm still saving.
moo: ohh yeah I forgot you work at pastores... WUAHAHAHA
pastores by bob saget (Illusion) August 13, 2003
Pastorejazo
Is a Colombian slang that means "hit". Pastorejazo is use in case like to give one or receive it from somebody or something.
Mom: Daniel if you don't stop this trifles I will give you a pastorejazo.
when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk
when I wake up, as usually I stretched so suddenly I get a pastorezo with the cabin bunk
Pastorejazo by Carolina D. January 4, 2011
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