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Pussysmerk

the shape of light between the crest of two mounds
He beat it up all night. Left momma with a pussysmerk
Pussysmerk by Promptatarian October 24, 2023
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Pussysmoking

The art of smoking cigarettes, pipes, or cigars with the vagina. When smoking cigarettes vaginally it is best to use a long cigarette holder, otherwise they get wet and end up as a crumpled, soggy mess. Cigars, especially large rigid ones, are better as it is easy to insert them and to make an airtight seal for effective inhalation. Pipes look a bit comical, especially the swan-neck variety. It is vital to make arrangements in advance for the collection of ash, otherwise there can be nasty burns.
She bit off the end of a large Cuban cigar, lit it, and inhaled. Next she opened her thighs, and parting her glistening pussylips, inserted the end of the cigar into her pussy. She contracted her pussy muscles and the end glowed red as she drew the smoke up deep inside her. She paused and then, with immaculate control, allowed the smoke to escape from between her pretty pussylips. Once or twice, when pussysmoking, she managed a smoke ring, so excellent was her control.
Pussysmoking by O'Flagherty May 5, 2008

Pussyshark

To go after the vagina area with a fervor not uncommon to a predatory animal, such as a shark. Remorseless and unrelenting, until the pussy has been obtained 'sharked'.

primarily common to boys who have girlfriends that are unwilling to give 'it' up. The need to pussyshark is a playful yet strategic tactic method used to get the girl in the mood i.e. sexually aroused.
Allan B. will stick his hands down your pants and pussyshark you until you're as wet as a rainstorm.
Pussyshark by J.P.E.G. R. Santiago. September 4, 2010

pussysteak 

Pussy that is flavoured, textured and, coloured like AAA top sirloin steak.
Damn that pussysteak is fine. I could eat it all night.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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