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Pussy Time 

When you are at a bar and your best friend wants to go home to his wife/girlfriend.
2 best friends sitting at a bar, enjoying beer, hot girls, and great food: 1st guy says "I'm tired, what time is it?" 2nd guy "Its Pussy Time!"

pussy time 

1.the amout of time when one is playing with his/her cat 2.to have sexual intercoarse with a woman's “pussy”
pussy time by Bob Haskins January 31, 2007

Pussy Time 

A precise moment when a girl is ready for you to take care of her sexual needs.
Her: You were supposed to be here to fuck me at 2:30
Him: Sorry! I’ll set my watch to your pussy time in the future!
Pussy Time by TherealMotorboatinSOB September 23, 2020

Pussy Time Machine 

When you present a hole that resembles 20 years ago. It could be via anal sex, mouth, or when a woman gets a few extra stitches after childbirth.
For John and Denise's 20th anniversary, she decided to let her guard down and give him entrance to her pussy time machine.

After Janine had her 3rd child, Mike slipped the doc a Benjamin to administer the pussy time machine and throw in a few extra stitches.
Pussy Time Machine by JalWilly June 14, 2016

Pussy fun time 

When you shit into her ass and have intercourse into it. Then you suck the pussy at the same time. You can suck and fuck all night long.
Man that was a good pussy fun time. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN

greatest pussy of all time 

someone who refuses to eat hot fries because they’re “too hot”
greatest pussy of all time by mnl December 11, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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