"In grade 11 I had met this very good looking woman that was a little older than me. We tried to hook up but when I was about to go down on her... Her vagina looked specifically like a pulled pork
pussy. From that day on I had made up the word pulled pork
pussy."
TRUE STORY, AND TO BE CLEAR I RAN AWAY WHEN I HAD GLANCED AT HER PULLED PORK
PUSSY!