Pussy Hands 

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

Pussy Hands by localsharkboy September 30, 2016

Pussy Hands 

When you're fingering/fisting your girlfriend so many times or for so long that the skin on your hands becomes pruned from the juices, as if you were in a hot tub for too long.

Person 1: Damn, I had my hands in her for so long they got pruny!

Person 2: Dude, you've got pussy hands!

Pussy Hands by that guy with the camaro October 26, 2009

Pussy Hand

The hand used to touch, rub, finger, pet etc. The female pussy.

DUDE! I broke my pussy hand!

Pussy Hand by C BJ S April 30, 2008

Pussy Hand Grenade 

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

Pussy Hand Grenade by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Hand Pussy 

Hand pussy is a male that cannot get the real thing so stimulates himself using his two hands, putting them into a fasion of a pussy. Then fucks it vigorously.

Hand Pussy: "The only pussy that cant say no"

John fucks his hands.

Hand Pussy by KILLKEV February 17, 2005

hand-pussy game 

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

hand-pussy game by euphemism April 9, 2005

Hand Pussy 

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.

Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.

Hand Pussy by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022