A God Pussy is a term originating from the popular online subreddit /r/GodPussy. It was created by the Syber Pussy Network as a word used to describe a woman with an exceptional and nearly perfect pussy.

Per the Sub Reddit's definition, there are many different types of God Pussies. The sub reddit typically refers to the hairless "Innie" style pussy however other types of pussies are able to classify as a God Pussy.

Key Traits Of A God Pussy

- Hairless
- Tight

- Pink
- Minimal to no signs of wear and tear
- Cleanliness

"Hey John, I heard you banged Alyssa last night. How was it?"

"Dude it was amazing, her pussy was perfect. A true God Pussy for sure"

God Pussy by Richard Plinkman January 18, 2019

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God's Pussy

Metaphor for anything that is good, great, tasty, arousing, orgasmic, or cool.

dude, this pizza tastes like God's pussy

God's Pussy by iSCREAMiceCREAM September 24, 2010

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THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

this term is heavily used by infantry, paratrooper and ranger military units as a humorous taunt at the"rain God" when rain looks likely.

it's intended to harden the spirit against emenent hardship and intimidate the unindoctrinated

Pvt Jones: looks like rain sergeant
Sgt: THE RAIN GOD IS A PUSSY

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goddess pussy

Too much is a goddess and has goddess pussy. She is the most amazing girl in the world. If too much is in your life dont ever let her go, marry her. You will not regret this decision.

Delana rose has the most amazing goddess pussy ever.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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