by IHateMyFuckingLife November 18, 2020
Get the Pussy 2mug. Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"
by #shitmikesays September 3, 2012
Get the Number 2 Pussymug. (See Pussy Tassle Tits) A Kid Named Brian Has Them And Lubricates The Chain In A Special Ky Dip Causing A Reaction From The Chain To Spark The Tits On Fire Eroding Away The Hair On His Nutsack And Inflaming And Engulfing A Testicle In The 3rd Degree Burn Stage.
Me And Doc Found Some Unsavior Drawings Of Pussy Tassle Tits 2 On The School Desk Yesterday, Did You Have Something to Do With It Joe?
by Bert Backaracalack October 27, 2004
Get the Pussy Tassle Tits 2mug. The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 2, 2017
Get the 1-2 pussy punchmug. Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
Get the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hairmug. by Not tritron October 18, 2020
Get the pussy saga 2mug.