Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
The ultimate form of being afraid or backing out of something. A combination of "pussy" and "wussbag". This is the most severe insult on your manhood. Generally, someone is called this when they are afraid to a simple task.
Guy #1: Hey, turn that kid's chair around, so when he comes back he'll have to turn it back to its original position.
Guy #2: No way man, he might get angry if I do that.
Guy #1: Oh my god! You are the biggest pussbag I've ever seen in my life!
The ultimate form of being afraid or backing out of something. A combination of "pussy" and "wussbag". This is the most severe insult on your manhood. Generally, someone is called this when they are afraid to a simple task.
Guy #1: Hey, turn that kid's chair around, so when he comes back he'll have to turn it back to its original position.
Guy #2: No way man, he might get angry if I do that.
Guy #1: Oh my god! You are the biggest pussbag I've ever seen in my life!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.