An obese mammal that has been mentally castrated by a woman of questionable morality. Not to be confused with
pussy-
whipped, where the aforementioned mammal actually gets
pussy.
"I can't believe that pussopotamus let her
draw all over him while he was sleeping and didn't have the nerve to retaliate."
The pussopotamus may sleep over at her house, but he sleeps at the
foot of the
bed.