Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
Girls try to gross each other out with antics similar to those of adolescent boys. Basically, the aggressor will rub her puss then swipe the juice across the upper lip of another girl. More impact can be had by attempting the maneuver when hygiene has be compromised, such as after a long workout or swimming in a pond.
“Becky pussfingered me after gym class today!! I couldn’t wash the stank off my lip all day, I’m gonna get that bitch!”