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Purvin is a name of a guy who is the Biggest Benchod in the world. Purvin is a compulsive liar and uses his imagination for reality. Purvin is a guy that plays pretend in his bathtub full of water with his rubber ducky imagining that it is the pacific ocean with hungry sharks and he gets away like 007 cuz he's Purvin. Purvin is a natural disaster. Purvin is a guy who regularly clogs up toilets.
Purvin is a Benchod ass nigga

Purvin’s not even fit for the Boy Scouts

One day Purvin's benchod ass farted so bad that his girl dumped him
Purvin by Yohello123 April 19, 2020

Purvin Liar 

Someone who is completely full of shit. Says one thing and does another. He criticizes people playing for him while he does the same shit behind your back. Someone who temporarily coaches the Jacksonville Jaguars until more leaks surface. Someone who used to coach in college where he could just recruit better players than other schools. Someone who is a complete fraud and a liar. Someone who likes to leave the wifey at home while he tries to perv out with women half his age. Someone who likes lap dances while avoiding his wife's calls. Someone who cant be trusted. Probably hangs out with Jon Gruden and Former Governor Cuomo and had Jeffrey Epstein on speed dial.
I went to hooters the other day and almost choked on my wings while looking over and seeing Purvin Liar trying to get a lap dance from the waitresses.
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pervine king 

a particular type of employment bullying and harassment specialist to the Commercial Care Sector, usually involving intimidation & false statements.

Particular characteristic - mongrel midget with inferiority complex
Every day at work, I am tied of being Pervine-King into writing false statements.
My relative has been a Pervine King victim.
pervine king by clavecin1716 November 12, 2018
A foul trans-species creature created from the foetal waste of an abortion clinic left to fester in an metal bin, mixed with excrement bacteria and the drippings of a broken public tampon bin.
Err. What is that hideous pervine mutation squelching towards us?

Its the most hideous creation I have had the misfortunate of suffering
My god, you must have pervine tsd… it's legendary
Pervine by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019
parvina is the funniest girl you ever meet. She may come off as shy first, but once you get to know her, there is no going back. She is very artistic. She has a creative mind, even from a young age on. Her name means 'Shining Star' and 'Angel Face'. She is born with natural good looks but is too humble to admit it. She sets her goals on making others happy and thinks of other constantly, for its the first thing she would do. But as they say, Parvinas do make the best leaders!
She is an angel face, a true shining star! Her name is Parvina.
Parvina by Prolocal June 13, 2016

Pervinity 

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.
Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.
Pervinity by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010
Parvin is one of the stars in the sky. Another meaning of this name is angel. This name is only for girls.
Parvin by miracle7 May 22, 2017
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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