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purin by brand name dildos November 29, 2003
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All the other definitions are absolutely wrong. The following is correct.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.
(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)
Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Standard colloquial usage: "Mah Purin sho sho RARGE."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
purin
purin by hoaohoaohoao May 11, 2021
prince of chaos
Another name for junior grimes. Aka the rap king of rhyme.
Or the true title for Junior the egomaniac (Junior grimes)
J grimes has many names and takes on many forms but the one most common these days is that of a young boy with a penchant for destruction.
Junior grimes IS the Prince of chaos. he will deceive many into believing he’s not the forbidden one, the son of sin but he is.
if one wants to force Junior to admit he’s the prince of chaos simply act like there’s someone else who you assume is the prince of chaos in front of him and he’ll show his true nature as J’s ego is TOO BIG to ignore that truth.
Or the true title for Junior the egomaniac (Junior grimes)
J grimes has many names and takes on many forms but the one most common these days is that of a young boy with a penchant for destruction.
Junior grimes IS the Prince of chaos. he will deceive many into believing he’s not the forbidden one, the son of sin but he is.
if one wants to force Junior to admit he’s the prince of chaos simply act like there’s someone else who you assume is the prince of chaos in front of him and he’ll show his true nature as J’s ego is TOO BIG to ignore that truth.
Junior The Egomaniac (J grimes) IS the prince of chaos
Girl 1: omg dad why won’t you let me see my boyfriend anymore??!
Dad: because he’s nothing but trouble
Girl 1: but daddy, he’s a prince!
Dad: yea THE PRINCE OF CHAOS! I forbid you from seeing him
Junior the forbidden one: funny you should say that...
Dad: ....
Mom: damn, looks like christmas came early this year *sweats seductively*
Dad: dammit look what your stupid boyfriends done to my wife now!
Junior the prince of chaos: ;)
Girl 1: omg dad why won’t you let me see my boyfriend anymore??!
Dad: because he’s nothing but trouble
Girl 1: but daddy, he’s a prince!
Dad: yea THE PRINCE OF CHAOS! I forbid you from seeing him
Junior the forbidden one: funny you should say that...
Dad: ....
Mom: damn, looks like christmas came early this year *sweats seductively*
Dad: dammit look what your stupid boyfriends done to my wife now!
Junior the prince of chaos: ;)
prince of chaos by Monkeybread July 4, 2021
Prince of rhyme
Prince of rhyme by URBANTROOOPER February 4, 2022
Prince of chaos
the very thing junior (grimes) is, no one else comes even close. Junior IS the prince of chaos.
a masochistic kid who enjoys causing destruction and hellbent on causing the downfall of society as well as mankind who cares only for himself but is good at hiding.
The worst part is that even if he loses, he still wins.
a masochistic kid who enjoys causing destruction and hellbent on causing the downfall of society as well as mankind who cares only for himself but is good at hiding.
The worst part is that even if he loses, he still wins.
“If I go down your all coming with me” -junior, probably
The Prince of chaos will ascend to the highest rank and leap beyond his own potential that rivals ones greatest comprehension of fear and infernal rage.
Junior is the prince of chaos
“I’m goin out blastin takin all of you with me”
“And if not your scarred so they will never forget me” -quote best synonymous with junior grimes’ mentality
The Prince of chaos will ascend to the highest rank and leap beyond his own potential that rivals ones greatest comprehension of fear and infernal rage.
Junior is the prince of chaos
“I’m goin out blastin takin all of you with me”
“And if not your scarred so they will never forget me” -quote best synonymous with junior grimes’ mentality
Prince of chaos by Tabitharabbit004 January 3, 2022