purin will make you fall asleep with its f***ing song!!!
by brand name dildos November 30, 2003
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A mixture of poop and urine that is so watery it looks like soup.
Guy 1: "Man whats that in the toilet, diaherra?"

Guy2: "Nooo grandpaw just went in there, he must have purined."
by Hannnne May 10, 2011
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A name especially made up for people who come across as sweet and innocent but are really the ones causing all the trouble in the background. Usually don't get caught messing crap up and if they do people don't believe it was them.
annoying teacher:"Sally, Brody, Cam...quit talking!"

Sally, Brody, Cam:"Sarena was talking, too!"

annoying teacher:"She wouldn't talk during class."
by simple-yet-complicated April 28, 2004
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All the other definitions are absolutely wrong. The following is correct.

Purin /pu-REEN/ (n.): Testicle.

(You may have encountered the plural form of Purin, i.e. Los Purines pu-REE-nez.)

Technical definition--Purin (n.): A pink cluster of mass that runs, floats, sings, and sleeps in some bootleg Japanese game called Smash Bros. or something. Light and easily jacked out of the level. (This phenomenon is known as testicular ejaculation.) Has a special move in which it rotates its body into another opponent and Up + A's the him. This move is known as the Testicular Torsion Attack, or more fondly known as the Textbook move. A Purin should never be confused with its cancerous cousin known as Kirby.
Standard colloquial usage: "Mah Purin sho sho RARGE."

More obscure use: "Man, I just couldn't stop touching his Purines."
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"That purin stream was pretty epic", "purin just tweeted stupid stuff"
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When a person is menstruating and they feel the uterine lining exit there vagina.
“I think it’s time to change my tampon. I think I just purinated.”
by Blahblah647 November 28, 2019
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