Purple potato

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

Purple potato by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

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Purple potato

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

Purple potato by Purple potato May 20, 2016

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Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

Purple Potato by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

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Purple Potato

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!

Purple Potato by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

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Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

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Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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