Purple potato 

When a man wraps string or fishing wire around the tip of his penis until the blood stops flowing through it and it becomes purple

Friend:how was your date?
Guy:she was crazy!
Friend:how?
Guy:she made me give myself a purple potato!

Purple potato by GDAWAFFLeMan May 23, 2016

Purple potato 

An infected vagina, that has turned purple and lets off a rotten potato odor.

"The purple potato is mashed beyond recognition"

Purple potato by Purple potato May 20, 2016

Purple Potato 

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

Purple Potato by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

Purple Potato 

They are your best-friends.

They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go.

The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer makes them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato.

Let me get one too!

Purple Potato by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

Purple Potatoes 

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purple Potatoes 

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018