A penis name for Melody when the dick has been sat on for to long and becomes purple but still shoots cum like a gun
by Sexalacallama July 15, 2017
A purple gun is a name for a penis. Most purple guns are lost in the Vietnam War and are never replaced. Then the original owner of the purple gun will choose to identify as female, or a walmart shopping bag.
by BiteSizedMeg August 13, 2017
To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
by Holden_Magroin June 22, 2010
Also known as the "Streamliner", shoots a shit ton of bullets at a high rate only doing 6 damage per bullet. This one is reloadable, including Green Gun.
Mason Troy adams! (shoots camera with streamliner) MASON!!!! (keeps shooting camera with Purple Gun)
by PocketPallie April 9, 2022