A serious and preventable error caused by poor planning, derived from the denial of entry to thousands of ticketholders at the Purple Gate on Inauguration Day 2009.
Q: On this, George W. Bush's last day in office, what one word do you feel best describes the past eight years?
A: Purplegate.
Truly the weirdest, but also best person you'll evermeet (as long as you do on the internet). He really enjoys helping people and is an extremely kind person. Is a HUGE nerd and is excellent with Google Sheets. He also loves aesthetics and making things on spreadsheets look nice. Loves hosting things on discord. You should join his MiniTWOW!
Person 1: Man, have you seen Purplegaze?
Person 2: Yeah dude, he's really killin' those spreadsheets. I'd love to see him host a new MiniTWOW season.
Person 1: Me too!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.