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Punters pub 

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.
Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next
Punters pub by Richard Hasherpes August 21, 2009
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Punters Gap

A Punters Gap is the space between the ski goggle and helmet of skiers and snowboarders, it is typically a horrendous sight and looks worse the bigger it is. Anyone who has a Punters Gap is typically thought of being new to snowsports or a complete idiot.
Take a look at that skier over there he has a huge Punters Gap, he must be a beginner.
Punters Gap by Henryg200 March 3, 2017

Punkess(es) 

Punkess(es) are a girl and girls who listen to punk rock music, any subgenre, and rock music but not heavy metal. They can play guitar or drums or like-minded instruments. Often are or want to be in a band. eyeliner. If they have short hair, they gel it up to be spiky. they don't necessary wear just black, they wear other colours, often red, white.
Some band started punk music in the late 70's early 80's such as Blondie. Many people admire the lead singer Debbie Harry, to become punkess(es) themselves. Like me. lol.
Punkess(es) by xx_LoKi_69_xx August 27, 2006
Dere wuz dis group of elderly punters, whut always filled de pub wit' dat old person smell.
punters by Smackbottom Hater October 29, 2007
To be female, prissy, and to think of oneself as a punk.
that girl is so punkess!
punkess by Joe December 21, 2004

Kenneth Pontesso 

Dr. Gage, "Ah yes, Kenneth Pontesso, the senator from Cincinnati, Ohio."