Punce

Something or someone that is weak.
1) You don't have a sub woofer so your sound system is puncey. This is just something you will have to accept, for now.

2) I made your friend annoyed enough to go home just from calling him/her a punce, I guess I was right.

3) We were moving bricks all day, I was lifting ten at a time but my friend could only manage four at a time, such a punce.
by Blueberry-Muffin April 18, 2010
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Punce

Someone who never stops aiming high.
Adrian is quite a Punce.. all they do is aim high, never thinking realistically!
by Sir Beatnik July 05, 2021
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Punce

Someone whos acts like a total loser.
Someone that stuffs up everything in the most idiotic way.
It's another word for retard :)
Mum: do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: shut up punce
by ISF February 05, 2010
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Punce

1. One who often makes a fool of him/herself in public on purpose.
2. Moron who often wants attention, hence he/she will do something idiotic.
3. Jackass
Joe was such a Punce when he smacked himself with his history book.
by Teamar July 29, 2008
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punce

1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:

2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:

3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."

2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"

3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"
by MarkW July 31, 2008
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Punc

Something pretending to be punk when it really isn't.
Timmy: OMGOMGOMG!! This new Good Charlotte album is so Punk!!!!!!!

Johnny: *pisses in Timmy's face* Shut up you punc bitch!!!
by DJBigMack May 05, 2011
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punce

An mildly offensive word used in conversations to replace such words as 'shit' etc...
"That Mr. Smith teacher, he's a bloody punce!"

or

"Those blokes outside the resteraunt are punces for looking at us like that!"
by Reuben December 21, 2003
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