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Pun N' Cum 

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..
Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..
Pun N' Cum by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016
Related Words
A pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be innocent and/or socially acceptable.
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw, shucks, could have slipped a "cum-pun" in there."

Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."
Cum-Pun by Shit-Cunt July 31, 2016

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012