A
pun in which the word "come" is replaced with the word "cum" (colloquial of
ejaculate) in a sentence that would otherwise be
innocent and/or socially acceptable.
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I
dunno, man, take it as it comes I guess... Aw,
shucks, could have slipped a "cum-
pun" in there."
Harry: "Would it be immoral to have sex with her?"
Jake: "I dunno, man, take it as it cums I guess."