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pump king
A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
pump king by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023
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two pump king by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
Pumpkin Party
Not slang
My first real pumpkin! And to celebrate I invited all pumpkin users in the area; throw a little pumpkin party... I hope that's not slang...
Pumpkin Party by Scatt the Waz October 30, 2020
Pumpkinsexual
A pumpkinsexual is someone that is sexually attracted to pumpkins. Though no conclusive evidence has been compiled it has been rumored that Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, being one of the first people to possibly be pumpkinsexual and homophobic.
"Hey Monty. Have you heard that Pastor McMurtry might be Pumpkinsexual."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
"He is?"
"Well. I'm not SAYING that Pastor McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins... I'm just saying we don't really know."
Pumpkinsexual by Halloween Cannon June 4, 2019
this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker by GerardWayIsSoSassy October 1, 2013
Pumpkin Carver
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
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