SamuelleDeChamplaine's definitions

Zelenskyyed

An adjective describing a world leader being publicly reprimanded or accosted by another world leader in a humiliating or disgraceful manner. Often in the company of the press.

Originally a reference to a tense meeting between US President Donald Trump and his Vice-President JD Vance and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 28 February 2025.

Also spelled Zelenskyed, Zelenskied, Zelenskiyed, or Zelenskyied.

Prime Minister Mark Carney didn’t get what he wanted during his Oval Office meeting, but at least he didn’t get Zelenskyyed

by SamuelleDeChamplaine May 7, 2025

two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

chop chop movie boy

A phrase used on Tiktok to indicate a frustration towards the perceived slowness of uploading by a TikTok account which illegally reposts an entire film or TV show on the TikTok as multiple (e.g. tens or hundreds) clips or videos.

Often the phrase demonstrates a sense of distasteful entitlement or “rat behaviour” on part of the demander.

*TikTok user Clips uploads part 50 of popular teenage comedy Mean Girls at 20:35*

TikTok user EntitledRat at 20:36: chop chop movie boy, next clip

*TikTok user Clips uploads part 51 at 23:45 out of spite*

by SamuelleDeChamplaine October 20, 2023

feel squishy

To feel squishy or to feel squishy inside, refers to the feeling of being loved or cared for by another person, where it triggers an internal physiological response similar to “butterflies in one’s stomach”

Usually used in the phrase “make me feel squishy inside” or simply “make me feel squishy”

On Stan Twitter, to feel squishy is usually used in a sexual way by young girls and gays, who want to receive the ejaculate of an older man.

He made me feel all squishy inside, I think I’m in love with him.

Daddy make me feel squishy, uwu

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 2, 2021

Caw Caw

A sound call used by members of Dollarama-themed Facebook groups, to identify other in-group members whilst shopping at the popular Canadian franchise.

Meant to resemble the sound of a crow call, one group member will cry "caw caw" while at Dollarama. To which, a passing by member, upon hearing the call, will then reply with "caw caw." This exchange indicates the presence of fellow group members.

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The term originated in the late 2010s, from Dollarama-themed Facebook groups. It was popularised during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, when membership to these groups increased as a result of Canada-wide lockdown orders.

*overheard at Dollarama* "Caw caw!"

Shopper: I want to "caw caw" back but I'm just too shy.

by SamuelleDeChamplaine May 16, 2021

these unprecedented times

"these unprecedented times" refers to an overused phrase describing the COVID-19 global pandemic. This overuse was most evident in public statements by schools and universities, politicians, corporations, and health authorities. Over the course of the pandemic, Twitter users began to mock this public relations cliché, by associating the phrase with the wider COVID-19 meme culture.

Variations include"these challenging times," "these uncertain times," and "these trying times."

During these unprecedented times, we must come together and we will survive this new normal.

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021