Pulling a Smith

A.) Lying for no apparent reason

B.) Trying to act Super Straight when your really Super Gay.

C.) Carrying large amounts of pennies on you for no reason at all.

D.) One upping someone on something really dumb.

E.) Equating every situation to a sexual act.

F.) Wearing jeans 3 sizes to small for you.

A.) Greg: Hey guys it so sunny outside right now.
Everyone else: Its fucking raining you dumbass. Your always Pulling a Smith !

B.) Greg: Damn look at the ass on that chick.
Phil: That's Dave from IT you faggot.

C.) Gay prostitute: That will be $200.00 for that blowjob, I only take pennies.
Greg: Outrageous!

D.) Phil: man, that bitch gives great head.
Greg: Well, Ah, hmm, I GIVE IT BETTER....yeah!

E.) Tom: My mom just fell down the stairs and broke her wrist.
Greg: LOL, she probably fell because she was banging! Hey Tom wanna Bang! LOL.

F.) Bill: Greg, where did you get those jeans?
Greg: Oh, Baby Gap

Pulling a Smith by Phil from Philly February 24, 2009

Pulling a Mark Smith 

A friend who cheers for any team that is currently playing against yours.

Also, a friend who always cheers against your team because his/her team gives them nothing to cheer for.

The Vancouver Canucks just beat Chicago and are onto round 2 to face Nashville. James is going to be pretty upset, I wonder if he'll be Pulling a Mark Smith and cheer for the Predators now?

Pulling a Mark Smith by Eberle May 18, 2011

Pulling a Chris Smith

Verb.

Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.

"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"

"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"

Pulling a Chris Smith by cellafestiva September 14, 2017

Pulling a will Smith 

Slapping somebody in your vicinity

He tried to talk sense into him before pulling a will Smith on him

Pulling a will Smith by Basic acid April 6, 2022

Pulling a Cathy Smith

An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs

Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith

Pulling a Cathy Smith by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

pulling a smithy 

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.

Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"

pulling a smithy by Maximillian1984 April 13, 2009