pulling a parker 

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

pulling a parker by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pulling a parker 

to hold the pipe until every one is quiet

Give me the damn pipe. your pulling a parker

Pulling a parker by Dasmoney October 19, 2009

Pulling a Parker 

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

Pulling a Parker by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021

Pulling a Parker 

To pull a Parker is to be outrageously kind to undeserving people daily.

Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!

Pulling a Parker by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021

Pulling a Parker

When you're having a smoke sesh with friends and one can't light a lighter for the life of them

Homie 1: Yo its your turn to hit the bong
Homie 2: Ight bet *tries to light the lighter but keeps just barely sparking it*
Homie 1: Damn you're pulling a parker

Pulling a Parker by Eeeaak May 1, 2026

Pulling a parkes 

Pulling a parkes is the art of talking on mute during a zoom meeting, not just once, but multiple times in the same meeting. It requires a set skill to have this happen multiple times during the same meeting that only a parkes could pull off.

"Hey bud, you're pulling a parkes and need to unmute so we can proceed with the meeting, this is the fifth time you've done that just stay unmuted."

Pulling a parkes by smartesthumanalive January 25, 2021