Definitions by Eeeaak

Pulling a Parker

When you're having a smoke sesh with friends and one can't light a lighter for the life of them

Homie 1: Yo its your turn to hit the bong
Homie 2: Ight bet *tries to light the lighter but keeps just barely sparking it*
Homie 1: Damn you're pulling a parker

Pulling a Parker by Eeeaak May 1, 2026

sapphosexual

a fake lesbian someone who looks lesbian and acts lesbian but isn't, the opposite of a metrosexual which is a guy that dresses and acts gay but isn't

Why is Julia going to a lesbian bar she isn't even into girls
Ohh shes just sapphosexual

sapphosexual by Eeeaak March 16, 2024