Pulling a Hendry

Letting a crippling obssession with cream-filled pastries and rare, fatty meats distract one from competently running a business.

The term originally pertains to Cubs' general manager, who let his twice daily trips to Krispy Kreme and Portillo's hot dogs supercede his desire to assemble a baseball team capable of winning most recreational softball leagues.

Like Pulling a Dusty, it is a baseball term that can be used in a variety of business settings.

When John stayed at lunch too long and missed his important business meeting, he was really pulling a Hendry.

Who ordered these cannolis? And why is Preston Wilson's agent here? Man, is someone here hell-bent on pulling a Hendry?

by s.m.j.r. July 18, 2006

pulling a henry

To masturbate vigorously during break at work/school/party in the bathroom/closet.

(Talking to a friend)
Man i was just taking a dump and the guy in the next stall was pulling a henry

by killemallandletgodsortemout August 22, 2009

pulling a henry

when u smoke too much weed and end up playing on ur cellphone for 4hrs straight without talking

i was so high i was pulling a henry

by willard 3rd January 19, 2010

pulling a hendrix

playing a right hand guitar upside down and playing left handed.

dude he is pulling a hendrix

that rocker just pulled a hendrix.
dude he is pulling a hendrix

by killerqueeny January 14, 2008

Pulling a henry

When a guy doesn’t get the picture that a girl is not interested, he is pulling a henry.

Girl: The guy just won’t go away!
Friend: Oh no-o-o! He’s definitely pulling a henry.

by He’sOneLuckyMan June 15, 2018

pulling a henry

serial killer fella henry lee lucas lied to the guards about killing 600 people when he didn’t so he could get fags and milkshakes off them, and the guards were so lazy they just pinned the murders on him so he continued to lie for fags. when you make up a story or you’re telling a lie, you’re basically pulling a henry

friend: i was pulling a henry earlier to the principal because i ditched my classes so i told her i rang my mother and went home sick

me: dumbass

by yeahmyg March 21, 2023