the act of masturbating so hard, so frequently and with such intensity that your dick starts to bleed
Yo so last night my tv was broken
omg rly?
ya i was so bored i must i jacked off like 9 times
damn next time be carefull ur rly close to pulling a danny
I’ve tried calling Dennis but he’s not answering the phone said he was going to meet us here to tow the trailer this morning...
Ohh shit the cheeky fuckers pulling a denny again!
When you take a girl to the backseat of your car and proceed to cuddle n shit. You usually have the radio on either with a CD labeled "Whoopee making" or love songs playing.
Girl places head on guy's shoulder.
Guy: Want to go pull a danny?
Girl: Sure
Guy: Meet me in the backseat
Guy & Girl cuddle in the back.
Guy next day to his friends
Guy: I was pulling a danny last night when I took Girl into the back of my car
Guy 2: Awesome.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.