When fingering a guy, you accidentally enter the cock hole, and simultaneously entering the asshole, you keep going. This will ruin your life through high school and you will never be able to have a relationship with anyone! EVER!
When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.
Dude B- Yo, what's up.
Dude- I'm pulling an Alex.
Dude B- Gross! Can I watch?
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.