Pull a Chris 

When you spill things

Chris will pull a Chris on Snuggie

Pull a Chris by snuggie4u March 2, 2012

Pull a Chris 

Doing something incredibly stupid financially and then having other people pay for you

Mooching when you have the means to get it yourself

Spending all your money on a frivolous trip to get with a girl who has no interest in you

Person 1: Don't buy that dude, you won't have enough money for rent
Person 2: Yeah, yeah but I really like it
Person 1: dude, don't pull a Chris

person1 : hey can I bum some cigarettes?
Person 2: it's my last one but sure dude
person 1: thanks, I gotta go to the store quick, be right back.
*Person 1 comes back with his own pack*

Person 2: Way to pull a Chris, dude

Pull a Chris by Duke Derpleheim October 11, 2013

Pull A Chris 

When shit isn't going your way, so you throw a giant hissy fit and storm off like a lil bish

Man, remember the time Hillary decided to pull a Chris after Trump whooped her ass in the election?

Pull A Chris by Xander2018 December 1, 2018

Pull a Chris 

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

Pull a Chris by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

Pull a Chris 

When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.

Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.

Pull a Chris by Punnyman92 February 25, 2023

Pull a Chris Brown 

Refering to recent events in which Chris Brown allegedly beat up former girl friend Rihanna. For this reason "pulling a chris brown" is abusing your girl friend or spouse.

Ed: I heard Nancy was showing some disrespect.
Ted: Yeah your heard right, but don't worry I am going to Pull a Chris Brown on her ass when I get home from work.
Ed:Show her who is boss.
Ted: Keep the PIMP hand strong!

Pull a Chris Brown by Benjomania February 23, 2009

Pull a Chris Brown 

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

Pull a Chris Brown by smoothhostility July 23, 2011