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Pukk

Oh damn, PUKK, What to say about him/her. First of all, Pukk is either an impotent man or a woman with a dick. It has monkey ears, it also doesn't wipe it's ass with paper, it uses a towel. The towel is then used to suffocate itself. The smell and taste of PUKK's shitty ass hair and ass sweat is often very good and contains alot of vitamin D. PUKK's teeth are ugly and yellow, they are specially designed to feed on it's own shaved pubes. Word PUKK saw first light in the 1700's when the first transgender person sucked his own fake balls. They were sweaty and salty. Mmmmm. Mainly a PUKK eats bull penis or, as said before, its own pubes. When anticipating coitus, it picks it's own nose and uses boogers as lube. A staggering 1200 PUKK's are hunted down by poachers every year. This is due to the reason that their bodies contain no sperm, which causes their bodies to produce more testosterone. Ah it's just a joke, they are hunted by Nazi Germans because they are fugly. PUKK is also used as a swear word, said to point out that someone has autistic tendencies and, of course, a tiny, ugly, smelly penis.
Look, there's a PUKK there
I would like a PUKK please
Youre a fucking PUKK man
by Wordboss12 January 15, 2023
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Pukka-Talk

Pukka-Talk
Meaning is when you tell someone how you feel about a situation on a straight up Honest Level.
Nothing fake about what you have to say.
Person: You can Believe me or not; I betcha everything I say is Pukka-Talk.

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by MillYentei DYSlick August 8, 2020
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Pukki

The most powerful pufferfish. He is the ruler of the seas, even in charge of Poseidon himself. He is the king.
Bow down to king Pukki or face his incomprehensible power!!
by Doom :v May 21, 2021
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[Too-Pukka]

Too-Pukka
Is when you are said to be the real deal.
Truly solid to ones word on a upper level.
Person : You either Too-Pukka or too fake.

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by MillYentei DYSlick August 7, 2020
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Pukka Dat Ooh Aah

Yo, where’s my Pukka Dat Ooh Aah.............Sweet Jesus, Pukka Dat Ooh Ah
by U know u want a sniff January 29, 2021
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pukkla

Its a term for a group of people whom are not mentally functioning
God, she is such a pukkla.
by Pukkladne May 20, 2016
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Pukka Scran

Food that tastes fucking unreal
Ah lad that’s some pukka scran that
by Yeahhhh course June 8, 2020
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