Pubeland is the areas around the bathroom floor such as behind the toilet and the corners where pubes collect and if something is dropped in pubeland, it’s basically unrecoverable.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.