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Pucker Nuts 

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.
Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"
Pucker Nuts by Silversnow May 30, 2011
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Puckernut 

Sphincter, asshole, anus, browneye...
I used my 12' monkey wrench to loosen your sister's puckernut.
Puckernut by The_mekanik March 17, 2004

puckernut 

when you are busted in a lie and your asshole puckers up and your balls shrivel and crawl up your ass in fear or embarrassment
N. Jones caught her spouse with his homely mistress and he turned into a PUCKERNUT in 2.5 seconds!
puckernut by fancifree4me June 3, 2010

Puckernuts 

Nuts from a tree that are as sour as lemons, if not moreso
Often used as a curse word by Elves on the world of two moons or Abode
"Puckernuts!"
Puckernuts by Ms. Amylia L. Clenny November 15, 2018

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026