Puck puck

Rez slang for penis

“Josh had a tiny a tiny puck puck”

Puck puck by Jakescrookednipples October 1, 2022

Puck not pucks 

Racial word to describe a group of canadians.

I hate those puck not pucks.

Puck not pucks by Captain Butt Fart December 12, 2017

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

puck eater 

a person who believes anything told to them, however absurd.

Lars thought Nick was serious when Nick told him that two siblings born in Ireland were called Irish twins.

He's such a puck eater!

puck eater by Janmeister March 20, 2010

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

Let’s make like a hockey and puck by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021

puck bunny 

from canadian slang. a woman who goes to hockey games for the sole purpose of fucking one of the players.

having gang-banged the entire Sudbury Wolves roster, Tammy earner the label "puck bunny"

puck bunny by lungpig June 18, 2003

Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.

"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."

Golden Puck Award by Nocciola July 19, 2009