someone who dresses like a skater and/or carries a board but doesnt actually skate, they also use skater slang and pretend to know tricks ect, they also dress like they've just jumped out of tumblr and try to dress unique and different
A word class footballer who tends to never date girls his age he has the heading ability of Ryan mason and has spots the colour of my infected genitles. His pube curled hair drips with grease everytime he shags his dwarf 3 year old girlfriend