Pubercock

A 10-13 year-old boy whose penis has not yet reached his full potential.

Yeah, I was gonna go down on him, but he had a pubercock and it was too tiny.

by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006

Pubelocks

Dreadlocks for pubes

Did you see the pubelocks sneaking out of that guys Speedo?

by Ho Hum Di_Hum January 29, 2014

ubercock

Giant, beefy, mean looking penis.

Reba sighed with pleasure as Klaus broke out his ubercock.

by Jacky Meoff November 6, 2008

pubcock

Any of a number of species of fool, commonly found in pubs. Native mainly to North London. A regular, full of confidence and beer, who knows how to have a good time when nobody else is -Because of him.

(From pub, meaning public house, an establishment providing shelter, sustenance and swigging sessions to the common man, and cock, a derisory term for one playing the fool, derived from its alternative meaning, penis).

Dave woke up at 3am, bleeding, crying, lying prostrate on what used to be his grandma's front step, and clutching a dartboard. It was then he realised he had become the pubcock.

by Anton McCoy March 12, 2003

pubesocket

the little hole from which pubic hair grows forth

"dude is it normal for three hairs in one pubesocket?"
"dunno, could be an ingrown one"

by tsuchinoko November 7, 2012

pubocockus

The supposed bone that is the cause of a "boner." When a male becomes aroused, the pubocockus bone moves from a position between the abdominal and pelvic cavities inside of the abdomen to the shaft of the penis. The presence of this bone in the penis makes it hard and, hence, a "boner" ensues.

Oh crap! That ho' kicked me in the junk and broke my pubocockus!

by Jahorgasen November 21, 2006

Pubertocracy

When kids that are farther into puberty are considered better and cooler than the less developed ones. It's common in middle and high schools.

13 Year old kid: -Whoa, i'm better than you little 12 year old kid, im 13! Look, you don't even have hairs down there!

12 year old kid: -F***ing pubertocracy.

by Reegans November 18, 2014