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awkward palm tree

a member of the "awkward objects" community of phrases.

formed by the relaxed and smooth crossing of the wrists featuring the somewhat vertical placement of the arms to form the trunks of the tree. the fingers are then free to move as though they are blowing in the awkward wind.
my personal favorite "awkward" is the awkward palm tree.
awkward palm tree by bethhameggs August 18, 2008

palm tree cock 

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.
Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.
palm tree cock by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010
Palm - trees are one of the most well-known and extensively cultivated plant families. They have had an important role to humans throughout much of history. Many common products and foods are derived from palms, and palms are also widely used in landscaping for their exotic appearance, making them one of the most economically important plants. In many historical cultures, palms were symbols for such ideas as victory, peace, and fertility. Today, palms remain a popular symbol for the tropics and holidays
Pete : What a beautiful tree
Wendy: Yes it is rather beautiful , its a palm tree
palm tree by AnnIeee October 8, 2006

Slippery Palm Tree 

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon

purple palm tree delight 

"my dude wanna do some purple palm tree delight"
"hell yeah"

my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation
You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.