Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.

Ryan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself."
Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"

Provenzano by OTL November 8, 2004

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prevenient

Coming before.

The prevenient horse always wins.

prevenient by Larstait November 14, 2003

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provence

she's perfect.

yes i very obviously wrote that about myself their's like 10 of us to have ever existed and the only other definition i could find for my name on here was a good name for weed that uses one of the nicknames i'm the least fond of so yk

stranger: bro your name is provence? damn you gotta be smart, sweet, stunning and caring!
provence: i mean like absolutely but then again who's to say i wouldn't want to come off as absolutely in love with myself i like to consider me as a rather modest creature.

provence by damnhe'sbornmarch23i'dhitthat November 21, 2021

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